A Man During The Flood Of Noah Insisted On Being Saved By Water Baptism --- Drowned
Archaeologists have uncovered an antediluvian journal detailing the confessions of a man who insisted that water baptism will save him if the Flood of Noah comes.
"I defy Noah's preaching that only the ark can save us! That we should all be in the ark and trust in the ark alone. That there is no condemnation in the ark. No! I believe that water baptism will save me from the Flood!" he wrote in his journal.
That was the last entry he wrote. Experts believe that he perished in the Flood.
--- From Real Fake News With A Punch
