Millions of Filipinos Decided To Swim To The US
In an astounding display of physical prowess, millions of Filipinos have decided to swim from the Philippines all the way to the US.
"I know I can make it. Just believe in yourself!" said one Filipino gasping for air as we caught up with him in the Bohol Channel.
When asked as to why he decided to do it, one Filipino replied: "We Filipinos believe that we can make it to heaven by our own works and efforts, without relying on the Savior and what He did on the cross. So might as well swim the Pacific Ocean to the US without needing to be on a boat."
Amid the thousands of floating bodies, many are still undaunted, confident that they could make the impossible 13,208-kilometer distance that spans both countries.
--- From Real Fake News With A Punch
