GOSPEL LIGHT #776

The moon gives sunburns
Fish drown at sea
Rain dries laundry
Sleep keeps you awake
Erasers write
Darkness lights the way
Chickens vote for KFC
A job interview hires the interviewer
The pope is a fundamental Baptist
Satan got saved and joined the choir
Calvinism is correct
Salvation is by works

Thankfully, the real gospel isn’t all this absurd. Christ finished the work - so you don’t have to fake working for it. Put your confidence in Him not in yourself.